I asked them for a copy of the "contact from the property right holder" letter they supposedly received.

Here's what I got back:

<sub>Hello Zazzler,
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> Thank you for being a Seller at Zazzle.com!
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> We would love to offer every design that our users submit, however we must abide by all applicable laws and standards as well as our own content guidelines and copyright policies.
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> Unfortunately, it appears that your product does not meet Zazzle's Acceptable Content Guidelines. Specifically, your product infringes upon Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman's intellectual property rights of Good Omens.
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> We are sorry for any disappointment, but hope you will understand our position in this regard. For future reference, please review Zazzle's Acceptable Content Guidelines at: [link]
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> If you have any further questions, please don't hesitate to contact us.
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> Thanks for using Zazzle. We look forward to seeing more of your creative designs!</sub>



None of which responds to my query in the slightest. And all of which is entirely bullshit lies.

I fired off another email that tells them they failed to answer my question, in very specific terms how my content is legal, that I wish to hear directly from Gaiman and Pratchett as to what their views are, that I'm seeking legal advice, and may file a DMCA counter notice.

Let's see how THAT gets received. I doubt I'll get any satisfying results,but they've lost my business for eternity anyway. Might as well try to make 'em nervous before I go.


... And stop calling me a Zazzler, you twats. The only ones who could get away with that are Dethklok and they'd probably have me filleted for this so-called infringement. Which would be a great honor. You, sirs, are NOT Dethklok.