Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login
GO:Serpent Request Forms... by quantum-witch GO:Serpent Request Forms... by quantum-witch
TITLE: "Serpent Request Forms Are Shorter"

FANDOM: Good Omens
WHO: Crowley Gaiman, Pratchett
NOTES: 2nd prize for ~ChocolateIsForever in the #goodomens club "20th anniversary contest"

Prompt was: "Crowley at any point in history, requesting a new body after losing his"... paraphrasing that, but that's the gist.

Thank Chuck for Chuck, he gave me almost every bit of the form language.
Add a Comment:
 
:iconriverotter7:
riverotter7 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
::snicker snicker snicker.....::
Reply
:iconriverotter7:
riverotter7 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Gheeee heeee heeee heeeee
Reply
:iconv-chan10:
V-chan10 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2010
:lmao: Poor Crowley.

there's a code for this i bet.
Reply
:iconquantum-witch:
quantum-witch Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2010
Probably is, but he's still hungover. :XD:
Reply
:iconv-chan10:
V-chan10 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2010
:lmao: When Crowley's like this: :drunk: things don't end well.
Reply
:iconangelofmint:
AngelofMint Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2010
aaAHAHAHA~!!!
This is just amazing :D
I could totally see this happening :love:

I know I have seen your stuff on YGal, I can't believe I just found you on DA~! (you have different stuff on here, yeah~!)
Reply
:iconquantum-witch:
quantum-witch Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2010
Hee, yeah I try to keep the ordinary stuff here because y!G ought to be just for the pr0n. ;) Easier for me to keep track of what's what.
Reply
:iconpockypuck:
PockyPuck Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2010
Because Hell is definitely paperwork. Lots and lots of paperwork.

Dear god, I understand about half of that jargon and it makes me want to cry. XD
Reply
:iconquantum-witch:
quantum-witch Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010
that jargon was completely made up shit :XD: if it's understandable then i'm terrified
Reply
:iconpockypuck:
PockyPuck Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2010
Me too. XD
Reply
:iconatemozzarella:
AteMozzarella Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2010  Student General Artist
Hell==paperwork.

EVERYONE KNOWS THIS XD
Reply
:iconquantum-witch:
quantum-witch Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2010
it also equals papercuts by the hundreds
Reply
:icondemondreams:
demondreams Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2010
Oh my god :lmao:
Paperwork WOULD be the realm of the underworld.
"forgot to fly" :roflmao:
Reply
:iconquantum-witch:
quantum-witch Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2010
it evens out, for all those who think they CAN fly when they're drunk
Reply
:iconphoneix-faerie:
Phoneix-Faerie Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
awww poor crowley...oops XD
Reply
:iconquantum-witch:
quantum-witch Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2010
hehe :D
Reply
:iconphoneix-faerie:
Phoneix-Faerie Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:)
Reply
:iconchocolateisforever:
ChocolateIsForever Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:boogie:Oh, YAY!! ....my prize!:iconilikeitplz:
I looove it!!:la: .......Crowley looks so messed up with all this paperwork...and the bruises too!:rofl: (maybe I shouldn't be so happy and glad about this all 'cause he's dead and apparently it was painful, but anyway, I like this so much I won't be further concerned with how cruel I may sound:XD:)

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!:heart:
..........(mwahahahaha, drinking contest??!! Who won?? Well I guess the one who wasn't so drunk to fall off his own balcony;P)
Reply
:iconquantum-witch:
quantum-witch Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2010
he's only temporarily dead, being the lucky immortal thing that he is... even though he's really regretting that at the moment :XD:

yes, i suspect aziraphale is claiming victory on that one... next time crowley will toss him over, to even the score
Reply
:iconchocolateisforever:
ChocolateIsForever Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:DLOL, that's not fair!!....But exactly what should be expected from a trickster demon like Crowley!:XD:
Reply
:iconcrying-jahanna:
crying-jahanna Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ah yes, the eternal joys of paperwork... Especially when said paperwork is YOUR OWN FAULT! :D
Reply
:iconquantum-witch:
quantum-witch Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010
exactly! :D he'll get through it... by next decade
Reply
:iconcrying-jahanna:
crying-jahanna Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Possibly hoping everyone else will have forgotten about it in the meantime...:D
Reply
:iconjoy-chan966:
Joy-chan966 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010
Hahahha =D
poor Crowley
Reply
:iconquantum-witch:
quantum-witch Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010
he brought it on himself ;)
Reply
:iconsadiee:
Sadiee Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010
Haha, much love.

This is probably why he hates te 14th Century so much. ;D
Reply
:iconquantum-witch:
quantum-witch Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010
that was probably even before the forms got so long... i think crowley himself is to blame for beauraucracy
Reply
:iconsadiee:
Sadiee Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010
Apperantly, they took his advice and 'learned'. I'm not terribly surprised they did it wrong, though, heh.
Reply
:iconyukikousagi:
yukikousagi Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010  Professional Artist
HA!!! Poor Crowley, though I could totally see this happening. :XD:
Reply
:iconquantum-witch:
quantum-witch Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010
really is far too likely.. both the paperwork and the mode of death :XD:
Reply
:iconhalobender:
halobender Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh my Somebody, Crowley, I know your pain. D:

But oh my Somebody, how amusing! (:
Reply
:iconquantum-witch:
quantum-witch Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010
(and the chair has lots of enjoyable splinters)
Reply
:iconquantum-witch:
quantum-witch Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010
i think we've all been in his place... some of us even sat at that same desk in hell
Reply
:icondessartem:
DessArtem Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
XD Ouch, poor Crowley...All that, and there's still the paperwork....Well, at least he can still write XD
Reply
:iconquantum-witch:
quantum-witch Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010
however, they do except him to fill all those forms out with blood...
Reply
:icondessartem:
DessArtem Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
XP Well, he's got some right there and ready!
Reply
:iconchitter-box-kat:
Chitter-Box-Kat Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010
*snerk* I'm sure there's a code for it.
Reply
:iconquantum-witch:
quantum-witch Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010
it might be under the header of "ways you died that we might not give you a body again for about a decade, so maybe you shouldn't admit to it" :XD:
Reply
:iconchitter-box-kat:
Chitter-Box-Kat Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010
You know, I bet there is such a heading.
Reply
Add a Comment:
 
×




Details

Submitted on
June 10, 2010
Image Size
302 KB
Resolution
600×499
Link
Thumb
Embed

Stats

Views
4,422
Favourites
83 (who?)
Comments
39
×